- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

This is a random Anti joke.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

who is really lanky? james cornish

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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