- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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