- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

This is a random Anti joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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