why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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