- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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