3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A hill billy went fishing

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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