- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

a dyslexic man walked his god.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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