- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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