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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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