I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Two women were sitting quietly.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Anti Joke

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