- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What do you call a black man? Rob

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What stops a train? A missile

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Tony Romo

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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