- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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