- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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