How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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