Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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poo

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Donald Trump

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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it was all Tagart

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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