- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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