Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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