- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

YOU

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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