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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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