- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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