- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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