- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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