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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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