- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

You should read the Terms of Service.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

WNBA

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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