A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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