Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

men's rights activists

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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