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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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