Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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