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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

A baby seal walks into a club.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Potassium? K.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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