Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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