Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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