god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

who is really lanky? james cornish

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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