- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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