- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What's better than a stick? A stone

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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