prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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I like poop in my butt

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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