- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

how do you call someone? use a phone

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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