What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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What is the difference?

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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