- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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