What did the man with no head say to the women?

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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