What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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