- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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