What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

thumb_up thumb_down +2

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

I C U P White stuff

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is your name? My name is Jeff

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

no

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops