- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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NEVER

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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