- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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