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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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