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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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