- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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