What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

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