- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Error 37.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

a man checks his mypsace

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??