- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

an american walks out of a strip club.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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