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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

an american walks out of a strip club.

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