- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??