- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Good job, son.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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