hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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