whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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