- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What comes after 69? 70

how much fish could a chicken

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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