- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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