what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

European on my shoes, buddy.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Grace Ackerson

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Anti Joke

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