What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Man U

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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