what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Where's my baby??

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Your Mom The End.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why so serious ?

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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