- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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