What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

nolan is gay

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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