what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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