what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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